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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money

  (813): View more from Florida

  sounds like you understand them just fine

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus

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• (607): View more from New York

  I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.

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