were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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