How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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