come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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