Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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