ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
operation have a gay friend backfired
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Randomize
