You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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