Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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