I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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