He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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