lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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