so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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