no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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