It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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