The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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