So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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