he thought i was a dude.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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