Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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