guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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