i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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