he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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