How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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