i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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