Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I need water and some morals
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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