she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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