Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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