no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Randomize
