Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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