He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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