He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
love makes seman taste better
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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