I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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