i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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