Got a toothbrush?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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