:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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