I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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