im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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