i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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