what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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