and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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