i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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