quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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