would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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