Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
