You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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