I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
God, I missed his penis.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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