What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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