I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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