I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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