She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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