So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
